LOL! Just have to laugh!!! Life throws us curveball after curveball. If we allow just those bad things to influence us then we become bitter and pessimistic, only to view this world as a dark and depressing voyage.
Ultimately, at least from my perspective, life is good! Laughter opens the eyes and the heart. It shows us that even when bad things happen that eventually good comes!!
I'm glad I bring a smile to your face!!! Life is too short my friend to wallow in the crap, we must just pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and push forward! You will beat this thing. This alien you had removed from your body. I completely get where you are coming from when you refer to it as the Alien!!! Keep fighting.
Yes, his name was Charlie! My hired hitman (urologist) took him out thursday!! Like you and your alien, I'm glad he's gone. I already feel so much better. My feet are no longer swollen, I am waking up rested, no more low back flank pain, no more sharp jabbing pelvic pains in the front, other weird perks are my right knee and my right shoulder/chest no longer are in pain either!! I feel good!!
My wife is pressing me now. My post surgery appointment and learning the pathology results is scheduled for 11/13. She wants me to get in earlier. I've assured her that if the results were not good and required immediate attention, that the urologist would certainly reach out sooner. I'm confident all will be good!!
Again, sorry to hear that you have learned that you have bladder cancer doglover. Stay on top of it!! You've got this!!!
Prayers and thoughts for you!
Best
Jim